Hey what's wrong with Martha Stewart? You don't *like* the color coordinated paper table cloths???
You don't *like* the pumpin soup served out of a charming pumpkin soup tureen???
You don't *like* the candles decoratively stuck in the bread and fruit centerpieces???
You don't *like* the Enya music playing in the background???
You don't *like* the merangue mushrooms on the chocolate yule log they served for dessert???
And just what the heck is wrong with pizza, anyway????? (Bringing the box into the hall couldn't be helped, after all!)
What a poo you are Anna??? What the heck is WRONG with you???
Gwen (hitching up her skirts and dashing madly for the exit, accompanied by a hail of rotten vegetables and offal)
NOTE: Sorry, I couldn't resist. This is a flashback to one of the SCA feasts I attended in Caid. All comments refer to things that really happened....and no, I'm not kidding....